Here's Looking at You

Bad news; I checked (again) and still can't start the 2018 league on ESPN (sad face), but I CAN drop some fantastic knowledge on you all... 

A connoisseur of history, your favorite commissioner is keeping a running tally of individual records, and thought you'd appreciate a quick look at the at overall records by owner through our illustrious history (playoffs and regular season)...

Its a fun breakdown of the who's who in the league, and the bottom feeders who have a stink associated with their management from the last few seasons. Feel free to argue why you're better than the lot you're associated with (ahem, Coop) (ahem Galen)...

OverallOwnerRecordWinning %Breakdown

Mark 21-12 0.636 - One championship and a 2nd place cements Dorne as one of the best owners by far...Without FIVE playoff wins, Mark is merely tied for a top 4 regular season record #winningiseverything

Silvio 18-12 0.6 - An incredible 2017 makes up for a disappointing first round playoff exit in the inaugural season

Stabs 8-6 0.571 - Just one season under his belt, but 2 heartbreaking losses to end the regular season and playoffs makes his record look less impressive

Dan 19-13-1 0.575 - The commish is always in the hunt, but can't seem to piece it together in the Final Four

Pete15-12-1 0.535 - A quiet 6 game winning streak in 2017 makes Pete the 5th owner above .500 overall; otherwise, he's swimming with the bottom feeders

Jon 15-15 0.5 - Two things: Imagine if he was on time to league drafts, and imagine if he kept Alvin Kamara

Galen 15-15 0.5 - A monster 2017 and bright future puts Galen's 5-9 2016 record very far off in the rearview mirror...

Toby 14-14 0.5 - Whatever... a viable Toby should make us all question our fantasy skills, but he actually won a 2016 division title at 10-4; worth noting, he's willing to make division title trophies too if anyone wants to chip in

Eric Garcia 14-16 0.466 - A 2016 Bronze medal doesn't make up for an abysmal 2017 for an owner with sky-high credentials...

John Morabito 13-15 0.464 - A reminder that dropping more than a quarter of your budget on one player still makes you the quintessential sub-.500 owner

Makese 12-16 0.428 - The Gostowski jokes and 2017 makes you forget Makese was a stud in 2016

Brett 11-17 0.392 - The roller coaster owner - multiple game losing streaks in back-to-back seasons have all but sabotaged postseason aspirations for the owner voted to have the Best Smile 2017 by his colleagues (sorry Minnella)

Carlos 10-17 0.37 - One, he isn't reading this; two, imagine if he made roster adjustments?

Matt 9-18 0.333 - A lesson is learned from allowing your spouse to make your picks while you're driving...

Also, you're welcome you ungrateful bastards (not you Pete, I know you're enjoying this while deucing) - keeping this league relevant 12 months a year means I've got to work overtime... not at my real job, just as your commissioner..