What makes #GMRRFFA so fantastic is its owners, a group of Riff Raff that have made the league one of the most exciting things out there in the #fantasyfootball world.
Every few weeks, we are going to spend some time getting to know some of you, because understanding the psychology of owners may not be useful, but it sure is entertaining. With that in mind, I’m happy to share some of the insights of one of our best – the Dorne Diredonkeys (@UnprotctedSacks) – #GMRRFFA’s inaugural champ and runner-up in 2017.
Dorne Diredonkeys
Overall Record: 22-12
Playoffs: 5-1
Q: How many fantasy football leagues do you play in currently?
A: 2
Q: How much time do you dedicate to fantasy football, and the #GMRRFFA league specifically?
A: Hard question. A lot? I’m looking at news a ton. I watch more games because of fantasy.
Q: What's the biggest obstacle to you engaging more in fantasy football?
A: Boredom. I’m in two leagues, more than that and there is too much action. I hate when I’m hedged out between leagues. Without hanging on every play of my guys or rooting for terrible, awful things to happen to my opponents, I just get bored. Wait, I read that wrong. This league has me engaged more. The constant chatter between this group of weirdos is great and I look forward to seeing what everyone thinks about trades and all the other shit that’s argued about.
Q: What would you tell someone who asked about #GMRRFFA?
A: It’s the best run league if ever seen or heard about. It’s crazy how much the commissioner puts into making it fun for everyone.
Q: What's the inspiration for your #GMRRFFA Team name?
A: Big game of thrones fan. I thought diredonkeys was funny and Dorne is filled with clowns and definitely the worst place in that world
Q: What #GMRRFFA moment stands out as the best since you've joined the league?
A: I suck a remembering these things. My trades this season were great. I’ll go with me and Silvio both having diarrhea while sweating jared cooks result for last years championship. I hate you jared cook
Q: What is your strategy when preparing for an upcoming #GMRRFFA season?
A: I think ESPN auction pricing is bullshit. So I run my own prices. Then I usually like to get value on high priced players. Screwed up this year except for Gronk who was a fucking steal
Q: Who would you consider your league rival and why?
A: Probably Eric, the Commissioner and Galen because I knew them prior. But I am desperate to get back at Silvio for ruining my back to back
Q: Since you've been in #GMRRFFA, which roster decision are you most proud of and why?
A: Realizing drew Brees was massively overpowered before the inaugural draft. Then getting him.
Q: Who do you think will win the 2018 title and why?
A: Eric. He had crazy good keepers and nailed his draft. Also is strong in season. Going to be tough to beat
Q: Which team do you think will place last in the 2018 season and why?
A: Vienna Sausages. Losing Bell for untold time while also going through ownership issues? It’s not guaranteed but they’re the leader in the clubhouse
Q: While every other league is already inferior, what do you enjoy most elsewhere that you'd enjoy in the league?
A: I like IDP. I wouldn’t recommend it but I like it
Q: What else would you want to share about the league?
A: JFC
Q: What is your favorite curse word?
A: I enjoy creative variations but it’s hard to beat the versatility of fuck
Q: In your opinion, what's the most underrated food?
A: Mamba fruit chews. I mean wtf, all these people are out here eating starbursts like a bunch of sheep when the superior product is right there next to it. Even the trashiest flavor lemon is tolerable in a Mamba and both their raspberry and strawberry are significantly that fake ass holy grail of a strawberry starburst
Q: If you were to get rid of1 state in the US, which one and why?
A: Virginia. There is nothing worse than looking ahead and seeing a Virginia plate in front of you. Also, their predatory state troopers make it even a shitty pass through state while riding to better locales
Q: A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
A: “You’re going to die”, he’s here to fail at killing me. I will fuck that bird up
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I want to buy a driving range so I can go back to driving the cart
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